List of Annoyances
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Happy List Wednesday! Today I found myself searching for a topic to list about, when I found that a lot of things in my life irritate the shit out of me. So this is what this list is about, all the things that irritated me today. What irritated you today?
1. Teacher was 35 minutes late to class
2. Video we watched in class was sketching out and gave me a headache
3. This smoke-laden dragon lady in my class got about 2 inches from my face and yelled "WHAT DID YOU GET ON THE MIDTERM?!?!?!"
4. She then took my scantron sheet out of my hand a proceeded to yell the score to the entire class.
5. All the seats at Starbucks were taken, so I had to eat my muffin in the car.
6. Some dude at the college was just sitting in his car, smoking a cigarette, giving me the evil eye.
7. A girl in my class was wearing a really skanky shirt...and no bra. Yuck.
8. I left my umbrella at home and it started raining.
9. My geology teacher constantly uses the term "acrossed". You're a professor, get a dictionary.
10. Fish in the Klamath River. Trust me, they're bitches.
11. The term "thalwag".
12. Science labs that are greater than or equal to busy work.
13. China cabinets with sharp corners that demand to ram me in the back.
14. My tongue hurts.
15. It takes a ridiculously long time for my sink to heat up. I had to stand in the bathroom today for two minutes, with soap on my hands, waiting for warm water.
16. Tatiana on American Idol. She needs to get kicked off ASAP.
17. My mom talking when I am trying to watch Law & Order, thus forcing me to watch the same scene four times.
18. Canned laughter on Important Things with Demetri Martin. He's too good of a comic for canned laughter.
So there's my grievances for the day. I know I sound a bit negative, but I don't care. People need to be less irritating. That said, the rest of the day was pretty good. I had a pleasant commute to and from, Important Things was good, 100% on my History of Rock midterm, and I got out of my lab 20min early. Hooray!
Listening To: Baba O'Reilly by The Who
1 comments:
1. Your teacher must be a tard.
5. Aww Bree Bree.
6. What a douche-a-louche. There's these Japanese guys here that always huddle around in a group and blow smoke into your faces and they think cigarettes are so cool.
7. Yeah tell me about it. You should visit socal where the girls were 4 inch stilettos to class.
8. Never leave your umbrella at home when in Oregon!
9. Ugh. It's like when because say "ex-cetera".
11. What does thalwag mean?
12. UGHHHH science labs are the BANE OF MY LIFE.
18. Sadness.
But I am glad you are looking at some positive things. I think I need to do that too :)
word: enurary (I really feel like these can be actual words.)
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