Valentine's Day Sucks
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Ohhhhh, Valentine's Day.
Why are you the bitch of the holidays?
Apart from Columbus Day,
You are the worst.
Though I do enjoy
Your chalk candy hearts.
Cupid is creepy,
Babies should not be allowed to shoot arrows.
If you,
Valentine's Day,
Were a human,
I would punch you right in the face.
While wearing a ring that said
"SUCKA".
Just a little diddy I wrote while I sat here, hating Valentine's Day. Although I did make some delicious Red Velvet cupcakes with cream cheese icing. They were yummy, though it took me four hours to make them. And now I am off to work, at least that will distract me from this crapper of a holiday.
Listening To: Sugalumps by Flight of the Conchords
1 comments:
SUGALUMPS!!!!!
Word: nipsoca
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