List: The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

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Yo, check it. Happy List Wednesday to errbody in the club gettin' tips! Today is a grand ol' day, which means it's time for a grand ol' listable! Today's list is by far the longest list I've done so far, but I've been working on it all week and I think it's quite good. The theme is 101 of the Worst Movies I've Ever Seen. Some of them are actually quite shitty, some of them are hyped up movies that are just overrated, and they are not ranked in any order. Enjoy...I know I didn't. 

1. Anger Management (2003)
2. Bratz (2007)
3. Duplex (2003)
4. I Am Sam (2001) - I hate Sean Penn
5. I Heart Huckabees (2004)
6. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) - Bill Murray doesn't make good movies anymore, and the only Wes Anderson movie with watching is Rushmore
7. Cars (2006)
8. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
9. Neighbors (1981)
10. The Luck of the Irish (2001) - made for TV Disney movie in which a teenage boy turns into a leprechaun
11. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) - I love Peter O'Toole, but this movie is a 4.5 hour waste of time
12. From Justin To Kelly (2003) - WHY was this made?!?!
13. Crossroads (2002) - my mom actually loves this movie, very embarrassing
14. Glitter (2001)
15. Monster In-Law (2005)
16. Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
17. The Pink Panther (2006) - Peter Sellers rolls over in his grave every time Steve Martin mispronounces "hamburger"
18. Bedazzled (2000)
19. Guess Who (2005) - they took the racial drama Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and made it screwball comedy
20. Just My Luck (2006)
21. Match Point (2005) - I thought it was a comedy...boy was I wrong
22. My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 
23. Venus (2006) - Peter O'Toole as a creepy old man hitting on a young girl
24. Evan Almighty (2007) - WHY, Steve Carrell, WHY?!?!?!?!
25. The Quiet Man (1952) - on many people's top movies list, but very very very boring
26. Semi-Pro (2008) - Will Ferrell should have never made this
27. Cry Baby (1990) - though Depp is delicious, it's too cheesy for me
28. Rain Man (1988) - I don't know why this movie is so popular, it's terrible
29. The Trouble With Harry (1955) - Hitchcock makes a thriller/comedy, a terrible combo
30. Casanova (2005)
31. Alfie (2004) - I'm sure the original is decent, but this was embarrassing
32. The Family Stone (2005) - they should never have marketed this as a comedy
33. In Good Company (2004)
34. Laws of Attraction (2004)
35. Running With Scissors (2006) - I've heard wonderful things about the book, but the movie was shit
36. Waiting (2005) - Ryan Reynolds has made some really bad movies
37. What Women Want (2000)
38. The Lion In Winter (1968) - very boring and hard to follow
39. The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) - awful, awful films
40. Lost in Translation (2003) - sooooo boring
41. West Side Story (1961) - terrible ending
42. As Good As It Gets (1997)
43. The Rocker (2008) - only two funny lines in the whole film, poor Rainn Wilson
44. Going Overboard (1989) - Adam Sandler does that stupid voice the ENTIRE movie
45. Barbershop (2000)
46. Beauty Shop (2005)
47. A Lot Like Love (2005) - the only good part is the 10 minutes worth of Jeremy Sisto
48. 8 Mile (2002)
49.  Wild Hogs (2007)
50. The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
51. The Santa Clause 3 (2006)
52. Jersey Girl (2004) - Bad Ben Affleck, bad!
53. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) - why does Eddie Murphy still make movies?
54. Daddy Day Care (2003)
55. Baby Geniuses (1999) - movies that center around talking babies should never be made
56. The Cat in the Hat (2003) 
57. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) - Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees try to ruin the Beatles for 2 hours
58. Bring It On Again (2004)
59. Dante's Peak (1997) - the geological inaccuracies are appalling 
60. White Chicks (2004)
61. Spy Kids 2 (2002)
62. Garfield (2004)
63. Juwanna Mann (2002)
64. Corky Romano (2001) - remember when Chris Kattan thought he could have a movie career?
65. The Tuxedo (2002)
66. Mr. Deeds (2002)
67. Dude, Where's My Car (2000)
68. Serving Sara (2002)
69. Good Luck Chuck (2007) - Dane Cook should stick to stand-up
70. Employee of the Month (2006) - again, Dane, movies are not for you
71. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
72. Over Her Dead Body (2008) - I can't believe Paul Rudd did this
73. Little Nicky (2000)
74. Daredevil (2003) - a blind superhero, so wrong
75. Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
76. Broadcast News (1987) - this is NOT a comedy, don't market it that way
77. Labyrinth (1986) - as much as I love David Bowie and his character, I can't look past the puppets
78. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) - a reeeaaaallll good suggestion, dad, thanks for misleading me into watching it
79. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb (1964) - not funny and boring
80. There's No Business Like Show Business (1954) - there's not way an ugly mug like Donald O'Connor could hook up with Marilyn Monroe, ruined the whole film
81. View From the Top (2003)
82. Mr. Wrong (1996) - Ellen tries to play a straight lady
83. Coyote Ugly (2000)
84. The Apartment (1960) - again, not a comedy, and doesn't live up to the hype
85. Dudley Do-Right (1999)
86. Kicking and Screaming (2005)
87. Oedipus Rex (1957) - forced to watch it in school, SO FRIGHTENING
88. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
89. Snow Day (2000)
90. Big Fat Liar (2002)
91. Agent Cody Banks (2003)
92. Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) - another awful recommendation from my father
93. Good Boy! (2003)
94. Jane Austen's Book Club (2007) - attention ladies and makers of this film: Jane Austen hates you
95. Lonestar (1996) - slightly incestuous and horrible acting
96. Stranger Than Fiction (2006) - let down
97. Duel (1971) - my parents are obsessed with this movie, and it is very boring
98. Citizen Kane (1941) - the most overrated movie of all time
99. Honey (2003)
100. The Guru (2002) - Heather Graham should have never been an actress
101. That Touch of Pink (2004) - Cary Grant's ghost offers advice to a gay Muslim


Listening To: Where Does the Good Go by Tegan and Sara

Sticky Note Doodles

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Spring break is a time for many things, including my lover Boredom. So, what have I been doing with that boredom? Drawing doodles on sticky notes, o'course! So, this is a pic of some of the drawings I've been working on for the past three hours. 
Listening To: Maybe You Can Owe Me by Architecture In Helsinki 

Playlist: Maybe You Can Owe Me

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Welcome to Tuesday. I know I don't normally write anything on Tuesdays...or any other days but Wednesdays for that matter...but it's spring break and I'm bored. So, what do I do when I'm bored? Make a list, of course. This morning I woke up with the song "Maybe You Can Owe Me" by Architecture in Helsinki stuck in my head, it had been playing throughout my dream, and I've been humming it all day long. So, I was inspired by the song to create yet another playlist. Only now have I realized that most of these songs are a bit on the depressing songs, even though I'm not really in a depressed mood. Just tired and...I dunno...weird I guess, maybe pensive. Slightly anxious. I suppose these songs are calming me down a bit. Anyway, if you are planning on listening to them, I recommend this order, it sort of rises and falls. Have fun.

1. Maybe You Can Owe Me - Architecture in Helsinki
2. Our Swords - Band of Horses
3. Xavia - The Submarines
4. Hide Away - Rock Kills Kid
5. This Is Your Life - The Killers
6. Intervention - Arcade Fire
7. Missed the Boat - Modest Mouse
8. California Stars - Billy Bragg
9. Lay Lady Lay - Magnet
10. How To Say Goodbye - Paul Tiernan
11. New Slang - The Shins
12. It Ain't Me Babe - Bob Dylan
13. Neighborhood #2 (Laika) - Arcade Fire
14. Jesus, Etc. - Wilco
15. West Coast - Coconut Records 
16. Soft Shock (acoustic version) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
17. Where Does the Good Go - Tegan and Sara
18. Kids - MGMT

List: Top 25 Most Played

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Good-day chaps and chaplettes! I wish you all a very happy list Wednesday! I'm in a musical mood this week, so I thought that I would share with all of ye my top 25 most played songs, according to my itunes. Now, bear in mind that I've had my itunes for a while, so a few of the songs were ones that I used to listen to a lot and don't really listen to all that much anymore, while some are ones that I still frequently listen to. 

1. Mean Mr. Mustard by The Beatles
2. Burnin' Up by the Jonas Brothers
3. The Anthem (featuring 'Lil Jon) by Pitbull
4. Go Girl (featuring Trina & Young Boss) by Pitbull   (can you tell I really like Pitbull?)
5. Polythene Pam by The Beatles   (this is my Beatles character, according to my friend Chlez)
6. Why Don't We Do It In The Road by The Beatles   
7. If You're Into It by Flight of the Conchords
8. Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing by The Beatles   (it's from the show LOVE, all remixed together)
9. Be Gentle With Me by The Boy Least Likely To   (there is infinite happiness in this song)
10. Hiphopopotomus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords
11. S.O.S. by the Jonas Brothers  (ahhh, I love them too much)
12. All These Things I've Done by The Killers   (one of my absolute favorite songs of all time, weird I don't listen to it more often)
13. Lay Lady Lay by Magnet 
14. Sympathique by Pink Martini
15. Breakin' Up by Rilo Kiley   (makes me infinitely happy)
16. Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
17. Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys
18. She Came in Through the Bathroom Window by The Beatles  (just realized that 3/5 of these Beatles songs are on Abbey Road....I suppose that is my favorite Beatles album)
19. Band of Gold by Freda Payne
20. Read My Mind (Steve Bays Remix) by The Killers
21. Illegal Tender by Louis XIV 
22. Time to Pretend by MGMT
23. Cherry, Cherry by Neil Diamond  (the version I have is from the Anchorman soundtrack, and has a HILARIOUS intro)
24. Love and Memories by OAR (dammit, Greggor! why must you make me looove this song so much?!)
25. Australia by The Shins

List: Easter Wish List

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HEY. HEYYYYYY. Happy List Wednesday tout le monde! I hope all y'all are having a super-amazing day, mine has been long and tedious, what with a lab final and having to watch a movie about crazy John Brown. But tis over now and it's time for a list! So, a little background before the list. My family is obsessed with giving gifts, and with Easter approaching next month, my mom has requested I make a wish list of ten things I want for Easter gifts. Yes, it's a bit silly that we celebrate the resurrection of Christ with presents, but that's just the way we roll. Anyway, this is the list I've made of stuff I want, I know I wont get everything on the list, but it's what I would seriously like:

1. The Nanny Season 3 
2. My Booky Wook by Russell Brand
3. Starbucks gift card
4. Border's gift card
5. Taylor Swift tickets
6. Chanel Quadra Eyeshadow in Mystic Eyes
7. Role Models on DVD
8. Miss Dior Cherie perfume
9. Coach Parker Op Art Convertible Hippie handbag
10. Jonas Brothers concert tickets

These are not in order of importance, otherwise I think you would (embarrassingly enough) see #10 moved to the first spot on the list.  Peace, love, and harmony for all.

Listening To: Modern Nature by Sondre Lerche

Listen: Ride With Me

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I am obsessed with this song right now, and all of you need to listen. It's a cover of Nelly's "Ride With Me", performed by the band I Call Shotgun. The band is currently unsigned though, which makes me very sad.

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Guten Tag errbody, and happy List Wednesday!!! The subject of this week's list is my top 15 favorite movies, in descending order. Have a grood day!

1. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 
(I've seen this movie over 50 times, it's an understatement to say I'm obsessed)

2. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
(The original. It is equal parts tasty, fun, musical and frightening...the perfect combination.)

3. Psycho 
(The 1960 version. What can I say? I named my cat Norman Bates, I am enamored by this adorable killer.)

4. Sabrina
(The original version with Audrey Hepburn. I don't know how they made Humphrey Bogart attractive in the movie, but they did.)

5. Pride & Prejudice 
(I seriously wish I was Elizabeth Bennet and had my own Mr. Darcy.)

6. Hot Rod
(COOL BEANS.)

7. The Birds
(I actually really enjoy watching the little children get pecked by vicious crows.)

8. When Harry Met Sally
(Adorable and hilarious, although Billy Crystal is a little unbelievable as a romantic lead.)

9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(A classic, absolutely genius piece of British comedy. I grew up with this movie.)

10. How to Steal a Million
(Another Audrey Hepburn film, with Peter O'Toole. It's very cute, and who knew Peter O'Toole had such a dry sense of humor?)

11. Clue
(Another movie I grew up watching with my dad. Hilarious, perfect cast, Tim Curry, based off the board game. I heard they are making a remake, which saddens me beyond belief.)

12. Pirates of the Caribbean
(This started my slight fixation on being a pirate. And by that I mean I own several plastic swords and an eyepatch.)

13. Rushmore
(I really don't like Wes Anderson films, but I love Jason Schwartzman. And the song at the end is KILLER.)

14. 8 Femme (or 8 Women)
(A French film, which is a murder-mystery set in the 50's. The colors in this movie are BRIGHT, and the characters randomly break out into song. But I love one song called "Pile ou Face" (Heads or Tails), I find it stuck in my head every now and then.)

15. Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience
(Just kidding.........or am I?)


Now Listening To: Got No Place To Go by Gabriella Cilmi
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