List: The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen
2:46 PM Posted In lists , movies Edit This 3 Comments »
Yo, check it. Happy List Wednesday to errbody in the club gettin' tips! Today is a grand ol' day, which means it's time for a grand ol' listable! Today's list is by far the longest list I've done so far, but I've been working on it all week and I think it's quite good. The theme is 101 of the Worst Movies I've Ever Seen. Some of them are actually quite shitty, some of them are hyped up movies that are just overrated, and they are not ranked in any order. Enjoy...I know I didn't.
1. Anger Management (2003)
2. Bratz (2007)
3. Duplex (2003)
4. I Am Sam (2001) - I hate Sean Penn
5. I Heart Huckabees (2004)
6. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) - Bill Murray doesn't make good movies anymore, and the only Wes Anderson movie with watching is Rushmore
7. Cars (2006)
8. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
9. Neighbors (1981)
10. The Luck of the Irish (2001) - made for TV Disney movie in which a teenage boy turns into a leprechaun
11. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) - I love Peter O'Toole, but this movie is a 4.5 hour waste of time
12. From Justin To Kelly (2003) - WHY was this made?!?!
13. Crossroads (2002) - my mom actually loves this movie, very embarrassing
14. Glitter (2001)
15. Monster In-Law (2005)
16. Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
17. The Pink Panther (2006) - Peter Sellers rolls over in his grave every time Steve Martin mispronounces "hamburger"
18. Bedazzled (2000)
19. Guess Who (2005) - they took the racial drama Guess Who's Coming To Dinner and made it screwball comedy
20. Just My Luck (2006)
21. Match Point (2005) - I thought it was a comedy...boy was I wrong
22. My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
23. Venus (2006) - Peter O'Toole as a creepy old man hitting on a young girl
24. Evan Almighty (2007) - WHY, Steve Carrell, WHY?!?!?!?!
25. The Quiet Man (1952) - on many people's top movies list, but very very very boring
26. Semi-Pro (2008) - Will Ferrell should have never made this
27. Cry Baby (1990) - though Depp is delicious, it's too cheesy for me
28. Rain Man (1988) - I don't know why this movie is so popular, it's terrible
29. The Trouble With Harry (1955) - Hitchcock makes a thriller/comedy, a terrible combo
30. Casanova (2005)
31. Alfie (2004) - I'm sure the original is decent, but this was embarrassing
32. The Family Stone (2005) - they should never have marketed this as a comedy
33. In Good Company (2004)
34. Laws of Attraction (2004)
35. Running With Scissors (2006) - I've heard wonderful things about the book, but the movie was shit
36. Waiting (2005) - Ryan Reynolds has made some really bad movies
37. What Women Want (2000)
38. The Lion In Winter (1968) - very boring and hard to follow
39. The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) - awful, awful films
40. Lost in Translation (2003) - sooooo boring
41. West Side Story (1961) - terrible ending
42. As Good As It Gets (1997)
43. The Rocker (2008) - only two funny lines in the whole film, poor Rainn Wilson
44. Going Overboard (1989) - Adam Sandler does that stupid voice the ENTIRE movie
45. Barbershop (2000)
46. Beauty Shop (2005)
47. A Lot Like Love (2005) - the only good part is the 10 minutes worth of Jeremy Sisto
48. 8 Mile (2002)
49. Wild Hogs (2007)
50. The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
51. The Santa Clause 3 (2006)
52. Jersey Girl (2004) - Bad Ben Affleck, bad!
53. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) - why does Eddie Murphy still make movies?
54. Daddy Day Care (2003)
55. Baby Geniuses (1999) - movies that center around talking babies should never be made
56. The Cat in the Hat (2003)
57. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) - Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees try to ruin the Beatles for 2 hours
58. Bring It On Again (2004)
59. Dante's Peak (1997) - the geological inaccuracies are appalling
60. White Chicks (2004)
61. Spy Kids 2 (2002)
62. Garfield (2004)
63. Juwanna Mann (2002)
64. Corky Romano (2001) - remember when Chris Kattan thought he could have a movie career?
65. The Tuxedo (2002)
66. Mr. Deeds (2002)
67. Dude, Where's My Car (2000)
68. Serving Sara (2002)
69. Good Luck Chuck (2007) - Dane Cook should stick to stand-up
70. Employee of the Month (2006) - again, Dane, movies are not for you
71. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
72. Over Her Dead Body (2008) - I can't believe Paul Rudd did this
73. Little Nicky (2000)
74. Daredevil (2003) - a blind superhero, so wrong
75. Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
76. Broadcast News (1987) - this is NOT a comedy, don't market it that way
77. Labyrinth (1986) - as much as I love David Bowie and his character, I can't look past the puppets
78. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) - a reeeaaaallll good suggestion, dad, thanks for misleading me into watching it
79. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb (1964) - not funny and boring
80. There's No Business Like Show Business (1954) - there's not way an ugly mug like Donald O'Connor could hook up with Marilyn Monroe, ruined the whole film
81. View From the Top (2003)
82. Mr. Wrong (1996) - Ellen tries to play a straight lady
83. Coyote Ugly (2000)
84. The Apartment (1960) - again, not a comedy, and doesn't live up to the hype
85. Dudley Do-Right (1999)
86. Kicking and Screaming (2005)
87. Oedipus Rex (1957) - forced to watch it in school, SO FRIGHTENING
88. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
89. Snow Day (2000)
90. Big Fat Liar (2002)
91. Agent Cody Banks (2003)
92. Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) - another awful recommendation from my father
93. Good Boy! (2003)
94. Jane Austen's Book Club (2007) - attention ladies and makers of this film: Jane Austen hates you
95. Lonestar (1996) - slightly incestuous and horrible acting
96. Stranger Than Fiction (2006) - let down
97. Duel (1971) - my parents are obsessed with this movie, and it is very boring
98. Citizen Kane (1941) - the most overrated movie of all time
99. Honey (2003)
100. The Guru (2002) - Heather Graham should have never been an actress
101. That Touch of Pink (2004) - Cary Grant's ghost offers advice to a gay Muslim
Listening To: Where Does the Good Go by Tegan and Sara
3 comments:
First of all, I agree The Life Aquatic was too dry and tried too hard to be smart, but I wouldn't call it one of the worst movies I've ever seen! but whatever WIFE.
I will watch Lawrence of Arabia one day. Really I will.
I only liked Lost in Translation because I liked the actors. Wait no, I didn't like it.
They always feel like playing Beauty Shop on movie channels.
Jeremy Sisto was in a lot like love?!
haha #59. You can never escape Pierce Brosnan's douchebag face.
What? Dr. Strangelove? HOW DARE YOU.
I just want you to know that my mom likes the Miss Congeniality series.
Oh man. some of the movies on here are REALLY bad. *mutters insult about movie industry.
You should only watch Lawrence of Arabia for the one scene about the desert being clean. The rest is a shitfest.
Jeremy Sisto IS in a Lot Like Love, I think he plays Amanda Peet's boyfriend until she dumps him for Ashton Kutcher. This fact alone makes the story unbelievable and wrong.
I don't mind his douchebag face, unless it's in Mama Mia!, damn why didn't I put that on the list? Now it's 102 Movies That Suck.
Dr. Strangelove and was boring an unnecessary. I don't think it translates in today's world.
I like the first Miss Congeniality, but there was no excuse for the sequel.
You forgot to mention his douchebag face in the Bond films.
I guess that is true, Dr. Strangelove could've been better, but I liked the ending.
Post a Comment