Answer Me These Questions 14

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The following is a list of things I've been wondering about for the last few days. The world is a very questionable place.

- What is the male term for "mistress"?
- Why isn't Helen Hunt in a lot of movies anymore?
- Who was the fist person to think it was a good idea to eat Sea Urchin?
- Why did someone want to domesticate ferrets/mice/hamsters/rats/gerbils when so many people hate rodents? Same with tarantulas.
- Who decided to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
- Do they have disabled parking at the Special Olympics? If so, how many spaces?
- Why does pizza come in a square box?
- If you are the main witness in a trial and you're asked to "tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth", what happens if you say "no"?
- Why do cherry and grape flavoring taste nothing like cherries or grapes?
- How did a rabbit delivering eggs get tied into the resurrection of Jesus?
- Why do parents sing "Rock a Bye Baby" to lull their children to sleep, when the song is about putting your child into a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
- Why do the British loose their accent when they sing?
- Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use "Sweet Home Alabama" for their commercials?
- If a king is gay and marries another man, what is his title in the royal family?

These are the kinds of things I think about when I'm bored. Let me know if you know the answers!


Listening To: Spaceman by the Killers

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

These are very very grood questions you pose.

I think pizza boxes are square because they are more efficient to make.

I agree that Rock a Bye Baby is creepy. Same with Ring Around the Rosie.

The thing about British singers... I think Dido sings with some kind of accent, I really don't like her songs. But yiss this is kind of wheird.

I'm pretty sure they don't allow royalty to same-sex marriage.